Peeled Banana
Added on November 3rd, 2007
Peeled Banana
Makes
1 Portions
Prep time
0.2 min
Cook time
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Even though this recipe is classified as a dessert, it can easily be used for breakfast or a snack. If you are a female that lives in Los Angeles aspiring to be an actress it can even be used as the whole meal for the day.

Ingredients

  • 1 (preferably Chiquita) Banana.

Directions

  • Hold the banana right side up in your left (or right hand if you are left handed).
  • Then proceed with your right hand to pull down the "skin" of the banana. Be careful not to pull it down too far. Peel from each side of the banana enough to "free" about 1 inch of the actual tasty banana.
  • Take a bite from the banana
  • Go to step 2 (unless the banana is all gone).
  • Rub your tummy with delight.

Tips

  • If you are a female you may develop techniques when eating the banana that can serve as a mating call.
  • If you are male you may already have experience that can be applied for the peeling step.
  • Save the banana peel as it can be placed on the floor to make a funny prank on someone. The banana peel can be extremely slippery when walked on.

Comments (4)

Posted on November 3rd, 2007 at 12:16am
Lesson learned. Never make public announcements of upcoming recipes - else someone will steal the idea.

a few questions regarding your post:
1) how do we know which side of the banana is right side up?
2) Why does it matter which hand I use? What if I'm left-handed
4) 1" at a time? what are you? a rat?
5) When describing the consumption of a banana, you can not omit the disclaimer that proper disposal of the banana is required. Don't want anyone slipping on misplaced banana peels.

Yangsta, the original Peeled Banana visionary.
Posted on November 3rd, 2007 at 12:17am
Sorry, a typo..

I meant to say "proper disposal of the banana PEEL is required."
Posted on November 3rd, 2007 at 12:18am
attn: Yangsta

Please refer to the 3rd item in the tips section.
Posted on November 3rd, 2007 at 12:20am
Thanks for posting an update. In light of 9/11, you can never be too safe!